Evicted

We're getting evicted! I plan on dragging it out for at least a week, but if we can't get the floors down this weekend it's going to be concrete chic over at our place.

We paid the rent . . . I don't get it. Was it the pink flamingo? Beer cans spilling from the trash? Unwatered plants? Cigarette butts on the driveway? The ice chest on the front porch? The unwatered lawn and skeletal crape myrtle?